So at work today, I randomly got high off of the fumes from sealing book packages in plastic shrink wrap and thought it would be hilarious to come up with double entendres which really aren't double entendres at all. Needless to say, about everyone near me at the counter decided that shelving books was much less painful than being around me for another second longer.
It doesn't have the same effect without the :wink wink nudge nudge: tone of voice, but here goes:
I'd like to run a troubleshooter on that program.
I'd like to put some mustard on that sandwich.
You would like to put a sticker on that book.
I'd like to tie that shoelace.
I'd like to dust that shelf.
I wouldn't mind taking a bite out of that sandwich.
Shit...I can't remember any more than that.
30 June 2006
13 June 2006
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